Friday, April 20, 2012

Star Date: 7

Crew's Log. Star date:7 There is something weird going on, on this ship. We were captured 7 days ago and were confused by the large aliens that took us. We were so terrified that it took a few days to realize that it was in fact nice and warm where we are. Clean bedding is fantastic and between the chicken and kibble, there is not much to complain about except maybe how we get food. Lately, we have had to scavenge down these things called "stairs" to the ship yard in order to find food. Our concerns now are as follows. The first officer has gone mad. She shows up in these things called "sunglasses" sometimes, and "coveralls" and likes to wave her hands in the air we heard mention of a thing called a "hat" which is apparently yet to come. The Captain is no better. She insisted on spending an hour whacking our noses and heads before giving us food. We were a little cautious at first but now we will only shy away a little, and tolerate her insanity since its really only a little tap and we know the food is coming. She tried touching our paws a few times too, and since we really don't mind it, it was nice.
I (Nova) scavenged for food on the "stairs" and ended up in the ship yard, so I did my business. I was hand fed lots of kibble after that and the captain made a huge fuss, calling me "good puppy" and all that. The captain decided to show us the "toy basket" back in the control room. There were so many neat things to pull out and play with. See the photos below for the result.
*CONTEST* How many toys are in the photo below (with both puppies, the dog bed, pen, etc). Leave a comment!**

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